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Started by Brian Johnson, May 03, 2009, 05:31:07 AM

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PPI Karl

#1
May 03, 2009, 12:19:13 PM
Interesting.  The entrepreneur behind this thing (obviously a gentleman farmer  ::|) acts like it's a freakin' sporting good.  Creepy.  I did like the one scene where the truck almost got "blowed up."  ;D  More cars, please; fewer animals.
If you want to end your misery, start enjoying it, because there's nothing the universe begrudges more than our enjoyment.

PPI Tim

#2
May 03, 2009, 12:44:50 PM
Miller has to get one of those. He hates gofers.
Sounds interesting...Go on.

PPI Tracy

#3
May 03, 2009, 01:10:36 PM
Quote from: PPI Tim on May 03, 2009, 12:44:50 PM
Miller has to get one of those. He hates gofers.

Just get Bill Murray on the job....

Brenna

#4
May 03, 2009, 06:36:18 PM
A Caddy Shack reference. Priceless!
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PPI Jason

#5
May 03, 2009, 07:03:09 PM
HOLY CRAP!!!  I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!

My mind just goes crazy with all the cool things I could do with that. Why stop with gophers. I bet that sucker would be like a legal flame thrower. On my next SWAT call out everyone will be like "How are we gonna get this suspect to come out of the house?............Hey, Jason's got that Rodenator. That'll do the trick!!!"

Jason: "Come on out with your hands up or I'll send in the dog."
Barricaded Suspect: "You don't frighten me, English Pig-Dogs. I fffffffart in your general direction. Your Mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of Eldeberries."
Jason: [comes walking up to front door with Rodenator].
         "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!"
         [Jason ignites Rodenator]
         [BOOOOOM!!!]
News 8 Anchorman: "Local Police Officer and Hero, Jason, executed the first successful use of a tool he calls the "Dirt-bag-enator." Jason will be accepting an award for heroism at next 
                              weeks 'Enough is enough' crime fighting convention."
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
-Jack Handey

PPI Tim

#6
May 04, 2009, 02:59:34 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That must be made into a youtube video.
You would be a sensation Jason ;D
Sounds interesting...Go on.

PPI Tracy

#7
May 04, 2009, 05:45:37 PM
Oh...my...GOD!  I am laughing so hard I can't even see the keyboard!!! Jason...you HAVE to make that into YouTube video.  OMG!!!!

Jason (in his best Bill Murray/Caddyshack voice): "Yeah, I got the Dirt-bag-inator, so I got that goin for me.  And I say to you, Gunga, Gunga-lunga".

PPI Brian

#8
May 07, 2009, 02:42:21 PM
ROFLMAO!

Seriously, I gotta get one of these babies.  ;D
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."--Carl Sagan
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