Psychokinesis

[ljiljanac]

I have always been curious about this.  Growing up, I used to feel like I was right on the verge of moving something without touching it....just by staring at it and willing it to move.  It never worked, but I felt like it would need just one more eensie-weensie bit of concentration.  I've read that everyone is capable of ESP and Psychokinesis, and that people training to do this.  What do you guys think?

[PPI Tracy]

I have always been curious about this as well.  How does someone just move something just with their mind? They must be able to project an enormous amount of psychic energy and focus.

[Gary]

Oh if I had that ability.....DANG!

[PPI Jason]

Well, Gary, wait no longer. You too can have that ability.

Now how much do you expect to pay for this ability? 

Millons of dollars? 

Trillions of dollars?

Or living your entire life under the tutlage of a jedi master on the planet Coruscant, away from family and friends, and then having to live a life of loveless service to the Republic while engaging in dangerous intergalactic missions usually involving fighting people with electric swords and the first name "Darth"?

No, no, no............... don't be silly. You can have this ability for as low as $120!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.examiner.com/x-5903-Orlando-SciFi-Examiner~y2009m6d30-New-Jedi-mind-trick-toy-lets-your-mind-control-the-Force

[PPI Tim]

LOL!!! ;

OUR JEDI'S ARE STANDING BY!

[Gary]

Thought I would share this.   I was out at GTM in Santee today purchasing some toys for a toy drive and saw this!

[ljiljanac]

Wow, guys!!  Is that all it takes???  I gotta get me one!!   

[PPI Tracy]

No way, Gary.  Are you serious?   

[PPI Tim]

The Force is with you Gary. Let Go!

[Damian]

Gary, I am your father.

[PPI Tracy]

*insert echoing booming disembodied voice here*

"Gary......these are not the galactic garbage gaggle of gag gifts you are looking for........"

[ljiljanac]

I am psychokinetically trying to clean my apartment right now, and it's not working. 

[PPI Brian]

I wish I could psychokenetically pull weeds in my backyard. Oh, and my front yard too. 

[PPI Jason]

I picture you now, Brian, with a small green man inside a backpack on your back as you're trying to pull a weed with your mind. Then you slump over in despair and say, "I can't do it." Then the little green man says, "Only different in your mind it is. Do or do not, there is no try." Then you say, "You want the impossible." Then you know the rest....

[PPI Tim]

LOL! Only then when you face your backyard will you complete your training.

[PPI Jason]

Away put your weed whacker, I mean you no harm!

[ljiljanac]

lol   

[PPI Tim]

If you won't cut the grass then perhaps....your sister will.
Yes, your thoughts have betrayed her as well....
Do not underestimate the power of the grass. 

[PPI Tracy]

Do not underestimate the power of the grass. 

Wow Timmeh.  I guess not, huh?    8)

[PPI Brian]

LOL!    I almost snorted my Alternative Energy drink out my nose when I read these posts!

[Darth Tron Dan]

The Grass is strong with this one.....

By the way, Costo in La Mesa was selling those Jedi Training sets a little while ago too.

[Gary]

I just might go buy one.  I'm really curious.  Except, I might wait until it's $15 instead of $30.  I'm cheap!  No wait.... I'm poor!   

[PPI Tracy]

I just might go buy one.  I'm really curious.  Except, I might wait until it's $15 instead of $30.  I'm cheap!  No wait.... I'm poor!   

"Intelligent and thrifty"

[PPI Tracy]

I am psychokinetically trying to clean my apartment right now, and it's not working. 

You too?