WTF??????

[Brian Johnson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPgoCedLEjw&annotation_id=annotation_355950&feature=iv

[PPI Jason]

Brian that was mildly disturbing. What was more disturbing was a watched it all the way through and couldn't stop.

PPI is fast becoming a repository of the most disturbing and wierd aspects of YouTube anywhere. I guess you could describe this as a "paranormal" video. Just not paranormal in the sense of which we normally think 

(Karl, did you like the way I avoided the dangling participle in that last sentence)? 

[ldwalkup]

I just lost half my brain cells.  I could manage to only watch half of it.  Now my head hurts!

[PPI Tim]

Damn it
I only wanted directions?
I asked the wrong dude.

[PPI Karl]

Karl, did you like the way I avoided the dangling participle in that last sentence)? 

A snobby mother and daughter from the Hamptons pull in to a truck-stop diner on the way to visit friends in Florida.  A waitress with a heavy Southern accent greets them and seats them immediately.  She asks the mother, "Anything I can get you, hon', while you're waiting?"  The woman glances at her disapprovingly and says, "Yes.  You may bring menus, though I dare say my daughter and I will be the only ones here who are literate enough to read them."  The waitress ignores her snide comment and pleasantly asks the daughter if there's anything she can get her.  She looks up over the top of his eyeglasses and scans her, head to toe, then says sarcastically, "I believe it is customary to provide us each a glass of water."  Once again, the waitress ignores their arrogant and condescending behavior and leaves, returning seconds later with menus and glasses of water.

She has dozens of other customers waiting for her, but she decides to take a little time anyway, and make an attempt to connect with these out-of-towners using a bit of Southern hospitality.  "Here's your menus and some of Georgia's finest ice-cold water," she says.  "My goodness, that's a beautiful scarf, young lady.  Hey, I meant to ask," she continues, "Where y'all from?  Just passing through?  Or, is it our little town you're vacationing in?"

The daughter ignores her questions and raises a finger to make her wait while she's reading the menu.  The mother sips her ice water and, once again, scowls at the waitress in disapproval.  "We are definitely passing through this 'little town,' and, for the record, where we live no one would be so gauche as to end a sentence with a preposition."

"Oh, forgive me," the waitress says.  "I didn't mean to offend you.  We're just simple folk in these parts, but, please let me rephrase my question then."  The waitress thinks for a moment but still cannot figure out how to change any of her sentences so that a preposition isn't at the end.  Then it occurs to her.

"I've got it!  Okay.  Try this one:  Where y'all from . . . bitch?"

[PPI Karl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPgoCedLEjw&annotation_id=annotation_355950&feature=iv

That pretty much sums up every Beastie Boys video I've ever seen, but with a fraction of the expense and effort (which is the only reason I'm applauding  ).

[SCP Ellie]

He was just caughing up a hairball. It kinda makes me want to slap him nice and hard on the back of the head to help him out a bit. LOL

[PPI Tracy]

Friends don't let friends get too much novocane.

[PPI Tim]

LOL

[PPI Brian]

Some people shouldn't be allowed to play with video software programs. 

[PPI Tracy]

God, no doubt, Brian!