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What would you do?

Started by dwalters, February 05, 2008, 07:27:56 PM

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dwalters

Okay, so honestly, what would you do if you were investigating a house let's say, and you and your partner were alone in the house...you heard footsteps upstairs, so you go to locate them. You make your way into the hallway, you manage to get to the other end of the hallway, the only way out is the way you came in. You hear some shuffling in front of you, you can't see because all the lights are out and your flashlight's batteries were drained, it starts to get cold very rapidly...all of a sudden your flashlight turns on, and this is standing in front of you? What do you do?


CACPIR_Dave

Well, thankfully I'm upstairs because usually that's where the bedrooms are.  And I'd probably need to borrow a pair of underwear.
Now, since the flashlight I carry around with me most of the time is my large Mag-light, I'd probably try and bash the thing'd head in or something.  Kick it in its nuts (if it has any and I'm allowed to say that on here).  Then, I'd take the corpse and make a lot of money, because let's face it, there's never been anything like this seen before.

ttjoon

God, Dave W!

Where in the heck did you find that photo of Sylvia Brown without her makeup, wig, and dentures? :o

Donna

#3
I'd go Prison Guard on the sucka and crack it in the melon with the flashlight! Of course, I'm also assuming I have my old 15" mag-light.
"Cake or death!" -Eddie Izzard, Action Transvestite

ttjoon

 ;D Donna - you crack me up!  ;D

TAPS Jen

Hey! We're all assuming that it's evil and wants to hurt us. What if it just wanted to sit and have a cup of tea? Or dental services?
"Well behaved women rarely make history."

leslie

I'd first offer her a breath mint.

PPI Brian

I would say "flash" and take her picture.  ;D
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."--Carl Sagan

Donna

Oh! Well, in that case I'd refer it to one of the prison dentists since it's grill looks just like most of the inmates' anyways, they'd know what to do. . . . .EXTRACTION! At least that way if anyone else ran into it in the dark they'd not be fearful of it GUMMING THEM TO DEATH!
"Cake or death!" -Eddie Izzard, Action Transvestite

Brian Johnson

Quote from: CACPIR_Dave on February 05, 2008, 07:34:15 PM
Well, thankfully I'm upstairs because usually that's where the bedrooms are.  And I'd probably need to borrow a pair of underwear.
Now, since the flashlight I carry around with me most of the time is my large Mag-light, I'd probably try and bash the thing'd head in or something.  Kick it in its nuts (if it has any and I'm allowed to say that on here).  Then, I'd take the corpse and make a lot of money, because let's face it, there's never been anything like this seen before.

That of course is assuming that you can hit it. If its a ghost, wouldn't your foot and flashlight just go right through it?