I can't explain why, but I want one pretty bad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
Dave, I think you want one just so you can invite your friends over and say, "I'll bet you 50 bucks I can get my goat to roll over and play dead when I open up my umbrella."
I knew a goat that would get startled and faint like this all the time. Except instead of being a goat it was a guy. And instead of fainting he woulld just urinate himself. And instead of all the time he just did it once......... but it was still pretty funny.
Wouldn't you rather have a Burger and Fries?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyK_1g4VWQ&NR=1
I bet if you put the two together we could get quite a show.
How sad!