AAAAWWWWW YEEEAAAAAHHHH

[SCP_Dave]

Here it is boyeeeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&feature=channel_page

[Brian Johnson]

Disturbing, yet intriguing. We have one of those at work for chopping garlic.

[PPI Brian]

These devices will cause thousands of cases of carpal tunnel syndrome. 

[PPI Tim]

BUT THAT"S NOT ALL!
If you order now you'll get a free hamster wheel.
What happened to the hamster?  Well
Slap Chop got rid of those too
Call now, our operators are waiting.

[PPI Brian]

No, not the poor hamster.  :o

[SCP_Dave]

Just don't let any Rabbi's near it  :o

[Brian Johnson]

I think I speak for all men when I say, OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[PPI Tim]

How about Mr. Floppy?

[SCP_Dave]

Mr. Floppy? He's already been chopped LOL...or do you mean you're afraid he'll start doing the slappin?

[PPI Karl]

"I dunno.  It practically sells itself."

The most disturbing aspect of this is that it proves you need absolutely no talent, nor even the intention of it, to be engineered into a musical performer who actually sounds better than some of our current pop stars.  With some real session musicians backing this up, this could rival anyone from Weird Al to The Pussycat Dolls.

I give it five eye-rolls:
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[PPI Tim]

Mr. Floppy transforms magically Mr. Microphone for all you who want to play american idol :o

[PPI Karl]

Mr. Floppy transforms magically Mr. Microphone for all you who want to play american idol :o

It's the secret to many a pop star's success, actually.

[ldwalkup]

I hate that guy!  I'd like to slap and chop him up.

[PPI Tracy]

Mr. Floppy transforms magically Mr. Microphone for all you who want to play american idol :o

It's the secret to many a pop star's success, actually.

Maybe that's why Simon has such a bad attitude.....no one has "idolized" him lately.  (oh my gawd...did I just say that out loud?)